FUN LINE

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One day, Bill Gates died. He went to heaven where St Peter was waiting for him.

-"What should I do with you ? Shall I send you to Heaven for spreading PC on earth, or send you to Hell for making Windows 95

?...Well, I'll let you choose ok ?"

-"Ok" Bill answered. He looked at Heaven and what he saw was a guy cleaning his cloud. Bill looked at Hell and what he saw were

beautiful babes lying on a hot beach.

Bill came back to St Peter and said: "I choose Hell !" Immediately he was in Hell, surrounded by dozens of ugly daemons who

tortured him.

-" But that is not what I saw !!!!!" He said. And a deep, terrible mighty voice from beyond answered: -" WHAT YOU SAW WAS A

DEMO !"

Women's version:

#1 Oh ! You changed your hair style, it's sooo cute !!

#2 Do you think so ?? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

#1 Oh my gosh, no !! it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair looking like that, but my face is too wide. I'm stuck with what i have, I

think..

#2 Are you serious ?? your face is adorable !! And you could easily get one of those layer cuts- it would look sooo cute !! I was

going to do that, but I was afraid it would accent my long neck..

#1 Oh that's sooo funny !! I would love to have your neck ! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a

shoulder line.

#2 Are you kidding ?? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you- I mean look at my

arms- see how short they are ?? If I had your shoulders, I could get clothes to fit sooo much easier....

Men's version:

#1 haircut ??

#2 Yup...